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The new doctors

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading,
"Dr.Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed
it to, "Hysteria's and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids
and Hemorrhoids."

No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."

Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."

Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds."

Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and Assholes."

Still no go.

Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks"
or "Loons and Moons" work either.

They finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / The new doctors
    Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading,
    "Dr.Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

    The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed
    it to, "Hysteria's and Posteriors."

    This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids
    and Hemorrhoids."

    No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."

    Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."

    Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds."

    Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and Assholes."

    Still no go.

    Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks"
    or "Loons and Moons" work either.

    They finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
    • So many new words to learn.....
      • but funny, isn't it?
        • Yes, it's really very funny. I have to use my e-dictionary. Do you know some one called YMCA as "Fruits & Nuts".
          • what does that mean?
    • shows and offs
    • 好个有"深度", 哼, 哼哼, 哼哼哼...